Anger destroys the beauty of the heart

Anger destroys the beauty of the heart as well as the beauty of the face. ~unknown~ It is not the magnitude of our actions, but the amount of love that is put into them that matters. ~Mother Teresa~ "You will never find time for anything. If you want time you Must make it." ~Charles Buxton~ You can't just sit there and wait for people to give you that golden dream; you've got to get out and make it happen for yourself. ~Diana Ross~ Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. ~Wayne Dyer~ You made it through yesterday... So stop worrying about tomorrow and live for today. ~unknown~ There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking, only to learn that it is God who is shaking them. Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. ~unknown~ Determination brings the strength to continue, the steadiness to succeed, and the wisdom to slip past difficulties undisturbed. ~unknown~ Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. ~John Quincy Adams~ There are generations yet unborn, whose very lives will beShifted and shaped by the moves you make and the actions you take. ~Andy Andrews~ Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. ~Benjamin Franklin~                  Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

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Rosesh (Rajesh Kumar) : He is the second son of Maya & Indravadan. He is a theatre artist wannabe actor & a poet. He is dearest of his mom Maya. He disaproves of his father and is very loyal to Maya. He is very stupid and his poems are always bad, but funny.
Comic side : Acts/speaks like a kid. Truthful by nature but Indravadan hates him for behaving like a "Momma's boy". Tries to pour his emotions in his 'poetry', and recites those 'poems' at the expense of others' embarrassment and irritation except Maya. Maya does not like his poems either but she loves him too much to hurt his feelings.

###Momaa ka purse jaise hospital ki pyaari si koi nurse
purse mein rakha tissue paper karta hai paseene ka ilaaj
aur lipstick ho jaise bhookhe honton ka anaaj
momaa ke purse ka hai makhmali sa sparsh
momaa ka purse
momaa ka purse

### Tum bin jaise mai raaste ka andha bhikhari
thodi blessings daan me de do
thodi mamta tumhari
momma ho momma ho...

### Tumhe samjhe toh mujhe bhi samjhana,
kyu hai mera jeevan itna khokla,
jaise koi basi aur sada hua khaman dhokla...

### Asman mein uud raha hai kabutar ....
Aasman mein uud raha hai kabutar ....
FLUTTER ..... FLUTTER..... FLUTTER......

### Humpty dumpty sat on the 'gadi'
gadi pe betha tabhi aa gayi dadi
dadi ne kaha aaja mere paas
kyuki gadi pe bethna is just so middle class.

### Ek Common Man Ko Mili Hai Pari
Jese Chiku Ke saath Ho Strawberry
Aage Aage Mummy Aur Piche Piche Daddy
Jaise Ho Tom And Jerry

### Hawa mein hain khushi ki aroma
jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma
say hi to happiness n tata to trauma
jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma

### Khatar khun khatar khun khatar khun
Sun mere dil ki dhun
(Apparently Rosesh is comparing his heart to a car which has broken down)
Tere pyaar ki oiling mil gayi isey
Toh khatar khun ka ho jaayega gun gun

### Popat Kaka ki atma ka Popat ud gaya ud gaya ud gaya rey...
Shristey k sajjan haath se popat jud gaya jud gaya jud gaya rey...
(Popat is name of his kaka who had expired)

### Lagul lagul lagul lagul
laal laal lagul lagul JELLY
jelly ke cabre dancer jaise shareer mein chhupi hai
anjaani ankahee paheli

### Jelly hai moma ka mann
narm mulayam meetha
pasand hai ise har koi
sangeeta rita mita aneeta

### Jelly giri zameen par
to awaaz aayi PLUP PLUP!
baccha usme haath maare
to sunai deti hai THUP THUP!

### Ghanan ghanan ghanan ghanan
badalo se aaye pehla soorya kiran
datton ke liye danta manjan
aur pet ke liye kaayam chooran

### Hogi Saahil Bhai ki sagaai...........
Agley mahiney...........
Priya Bhabhi phuli na samaai
Yeah Yeah Yeah..............

### Jelly par kabhi fungus na lage
uska swaad kabhi bhankas na lage
agar bachani hai hume hamari
country...
TO JELLY KO BANANA HOGA HAMARA PRADHAN MANTRI!!

### Finally ho rahi hai paani ki bottle khaali..
jab nahi hai yahan garden..

toh kyun hoga maali....

### In the bathroom of Sarabhai..
hogi monisha bhabhi ki pitaai..
rakhti hain woh apna ghar woh ganda..
jaise dal makhani me paneer pasanda....wupeeee

### Momma ka bday karein celebrate...
age hai 53 but u look 28..
Monisha bhabhi ne banaaya hai khaana..
jise hum sab karte hain hate.....wupeeeeeeeeeee

### Tring tring baji fone ki ghanti..
usne bola mera naam hai bunty..
fir woh bola namsate maya aunty..
maine bola..i am rosesh..sry bunty....wupeeeeeeeeeeee

### Einstein sa dimaag..stupid si biwi...
nayi lambi gaadi..toota purana tv..
yeh mera sahil bhai...
monisha bhabhi hai hai...!!! wupeeeeeeeeeee

### Tugduk tugduk tugduk..
Momma ne bola rosesh..
Ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk.....
Maine peche dekha .....
Look look look look look look....
Momma ne mujhe di ek horse riding ki...
Book book book book book book...!!

### Yeh hai teen pair waala kutta,
Isko kabhi bhagaana nahi padta,
Susu karte waqt use pair uthaana nahi padta,
Yeh hai teen pair waala kutta !!!

### *Maya Sarabhai ko jeevit shradhaanjali*

Meri moma Maaya Sarabhai,
Yaani Ishwar ki di hui badhaai,
Ishwar ki samjaai hui sachaai,
Ki duniya maaya se hi bani banaai !

Sab kuch hai maaya, yeh sofa yeh kaaya,
Ishwar ne table-cloth bhi hai maaya se banaaya !

Rista bhi maaya, raasta bhi maaya,
Lunch hi nahi, breakfast bhi maaya !

Maaya sophistication ka pratik hai,
Thodi contemporary thodi antique hai,
Maaya to hai mamata ka chaaya,
Sara pyaar aata always via maaya !

Maaya hai jeevan ki preyasi,
Maaya hai jaise dining table ki kursi,
Maaya hi dudh, maaya hi lassi,
Phir kaise kahu ki maaya chal basi !!!