Jokes of the Day

after a deep passionate kiss
girl whispers to the boy: if u kiss me once more like that,
I will be your forever.
boy replies: thanks for the warning.

American says: girl is like cigarette,
when finished throw it.
French says: girls is like wine bottle,
when finish break it.
pathan says: girl is like a audio cassette,
when finish change the side.

2 sardars went to a call girl.
1st went in, came out & said: no, my wife is better.
2nd went in, came out and said: u r right,
your wife is better.

larki wale: beta drink karte ho?
larka: ji haan.
sigaret?
larka: har roz.
Jua/satta?
larka: bilkul
danga fasad?
larka: adaat hai.
larki wale: sari negative batain hain kuch positive bhi hai?
larka: hai na, HIV +ve

Girl and boy were sitting alone
boy started touching the girl.
Girl: don't touch me all things only after marriage.
Boy: ok
than call me when you r married.

in a sardar's garment store one day a customer comes
and says Bhaisaab underwear dikhana zara
Sardarji: oye sorry yaar aaj pehna nahi..

one girl comes late in class
Professor: why r u late?
girl: a boy was following me
professor: then why r u late?
girl: that boy was walking slowly.

Lecturer: "Children in the dark make mistakes!"
convert this sentence to passive voice.
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children!"

Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.

wife: suno ji, aap ko sab se zayada kiya acha lagta ha?
meri beauty ya meri akalmandi?
husband: mujhe to ye tumhari ye
mazak karne ki adaat sab se zayada achi lagti hai.

Funny Poetry

laila majnu k kisse purane ho gaye,
pyar, ishq, mohabbaat sirf afsaane ho gaye
aaj har romeo k pass kayi juliet hain,
aur har shama k kayi parwane hogaye.

sehmi sehmi nigahon main khawab hum saja dain gaye
soni soni rahon pe phool hum khila dain gaye
humare sang muskura kar to dekho
aap ko dentonic k add main lagwa dain gaye.

chamakte chand ko neend aane lagi
aap ki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi
dekh k aap ko har kali gungunane lagi,
ab to phenkte phenkte mujhe bhi neend aane lagi.

khayal ko kisi ahat ki aas rahti hai
nigah ko kisi surat ki talash rahti hai
tere bina koi kami to nahi aye dost,
bas gali wali jamadarni udas rehti hai.

kyon har baar mousam ki tarhan badal jate ho
har naye din humara dil dukhate ho,
ye baat soun kar humari roh tak kaanp gai
k tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.

book khulte he exam ka sama hota hai.
aise mousam main he to demag kharab hota hai
demag ki batain paper pe nahi aati
ye fasana to mark sheet pe bayan hota hai.

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye,
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite,
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

Funny sms

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.

Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.

Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...


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UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA
WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA,

UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....



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Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...

Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....



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Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...

Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...

Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....



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Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,

Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!

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Tarq-e-wafa

Tarq-e-wafa

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