Funny Poetry

laila majnu k kisse purane ho gaye,
pyar, ishq, mohabbaat sirf afsaane ho gaye
aaj har romeo k pass kayi juliet hain,
aur har shama k kayi parwane hogaye.

sehmi sehmi nigahon main khawab hum saja dain gaye
soni soni rahon pe phool hum khila dain gaye
humare sang muskura kar to dekho
aap ko dentonic k add main lagwa dain gaye.

chamakte chand ko neend aane lagi
aap ki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi
dekh k aap ko har kali gungunane lagi,
ab to phenkte phenkte mujhe bhi neend aane lagi.

khayal ko kisi ahat ki aas rahti hai
nigah ko kisi surat ki talash rahti hai
tere bina koi kami to nahi aye dost,
bas gali wali jamadarni udas rehti hai.

kyon har baar mousam ki tarhan badal jate ho
har naye din humara dil dukhate ho,
ye baat soun kar humari roh tak kaanp gai
k tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.

book khulte he exam ka sama hota hai.
aise mousam main he to demag kharab hota hai
demag ki batain paper pe nahi aati
ye fasana to mark sheet pe bayan hota hai.

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye,
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite,
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye