Jokes of the Day

after a deep passionate kiss
girl whispers to the boy: if u kiss me once more like that,
I will be your forever.
boy replies: thanks for the warning.

American says: girl is like cigarette,
when finished throw it.
French says: girls is like wine bottle,
when finish break it.
pathan says: girl is like a audio cassette,
when finish change the side.

2 sardars went to a call girl.
1st went in, came out & said: no, my wife is better.
2nd went in, came out and said: u r right,
your wife is better.

larki wale: beta drink karte ho?
larka: ji haan.
sigaret?
larka: har roz.
Jua/satta?
larka: bilkul
danga fasad?
larka: adaat hai.
larki wale: sari negative batain hain kuch positive bhi hai?
larka: hai na, HIV +ve

Girl and boy were sitting alone
boy started touching the girl.
Girl: don't touch me all things only after marriage.
Boy: ok
than call me when you r married.

in a sardar's garment store one day a customer comes
and says Bhaisaab underwear dikhana zara
Sardarji: oye sorry yaar aaj pehna nahi..

one girl comes late in class
Professor: why r u late?
girl: a boy was following me
professor: then why r u late?
girl: that boy was walking slowly.

Lecturer: "Children in the dark make mistakes!"
convert this sentence to passive voice.
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children!"

Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.

wife: suno ji, aap ko sab se zayada kiya acha lagta ha?
meri beauty ya meri akalmandi?
husband: mujhe to ye tumhari ye
mazak karne ki adaat sab se zayada achi lagti hai.